Spread on Me + 1 Recipe

An ex-lover had invited me to his 2-year old daughter birthday party. There were balloons, there were toys, there was a princess cake covered with a thick layer of the lightest, fluffiest, most exquisite icing. I have never been a big fan of icing. It usually is too sweet for me and makes my teeth cringe. But this one took the cake, pun intended. I tried to bribe the bakery for the recipe but my begging did not bear any fruit.

Regardless, let me tell you that this icing has inspired many spreadable pleasures. A plethora of icing recipes is available online, so I will leave it to you to find the right one, only suggesting that fluffy vanilla (vanilla inspires amorous feelings) or lemon (for its tang) icings would be perfect.

What else can be spread over a body, rubbed against the skin, licked to no end?

 
Honey is a highly sensual food. Made by nature itself, it is a product of consistency, time and repeated gestures as old as the world. Because things could quickly turn into a sticky mess, a little bit goes a long way.

 
Being French, there was no way I was not offering Nutella as a spreadable option. Nutella? The delicious ersatz of a chocolate-hazelnut spread on which supposedly healthy European children feed as an after-school snack? Yes, Nutella. Spreadable awesomeness which, once you start, you just cannot stop eating straight out of the jar. I imagine that spreading it "places" on your body will equally motivate your lover to never, ever stop licking. Just saying.

 
Chocolate Ganache. Now this is my kind of "icing", the kind that French bakeries slather on everything. So let's slather. On everything. After waiting for it to cool down of course so that nothing that matters gets burned. Recipe below.

From Yours Truly: Chocolate Ganache

  • 9 ounces bittersweet dark chocolate, chopped
  • 1 cup heavy cream

Break down the chocolate in a bowl. Heat the cream in a small saucepan. Remove from heat just as it is starting to boil, no later, and pour it over the chocolate bits in the bowl. Whip and whisk until smooth. Let it cool down. Keep it refrigerated between uses. Let it soften at room temperature before use.

As for where on the body to use these lovelies, don't forget to refer to the erogenous zones - listed in Theme # 6, "Explore mysterious, magical Lands" - which will welcome, almost encourage, some spreading.


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